It's Saturday!

Parveen:  "Where is Dad?"

Me: "At church."

P: "Today?"

Me: "Yes, why?"

P: "It's Saturday.... I thought that was Sunday."

Me: "Today is Men's Bible Study, where they sit around and talk about what it means to be a good Christian, a good Christian father and a good Christian husband."

P: "Oh."

Me: "I'm sure they have the same thing at the mosque, right?  (wink, wink)"

P: "Um ... no."