Thursday, September 20, 2012

Dear Parveen....

I'm struggling to figure out why you are so upset that I say (with a smile), "Make good choices!  Learn a lot!  Don't start any fights, Parveen!  I know how you Pakistanis are!"  as I drop you all three of you off at school.

I hope you know that I'm joking.  I assume that you all are exemplary students, friends, and an honor to our family.

But ... perhaps you have a dark and sordid past  ... as a playground bully ... hiding behind your adorable, sparkly clothing ... pulling girls' hair and chasing the boys around....

...hhmmmmm.....

:)  (I doubt it.  You'd have to stop smiling for a few minutes if you were going to bully someone, and knowing you, it would come out, "Get off of the swings!... If you don't mind.")

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